Geek and Dork

Geoffrey Geek and Derrick Dork were two important people who discovered the Theorem of Stupidity. They studied well in school and got into good institutions.

Geoffrey Geek was born in Dallas, Texas. He was born into a family of great social connections and welfare. People always used to call him Geek for obvious reasons. He was very handsome and studied his lessons exceptionally well. He was regarded as the coolest kid in school. Nothing went bad for him in his entire life.

Derrick Dork was born in Cody, Wyoming. His father was a farmer and his mother was a homemaker. His astuteness and intellect was the highlighted quality in him. He was the brightest child in Cody. He was fine-looking too. No one ever teased him or made fun of him on his family background. In fact, everybody praised him for his cleverness.

These two brilliant minds went down in history as the greatest men of all time. Their extraordinary Theorem of Stupidity clearly stated the following:

“All children in school who are handsome and have brains are to be henceforth called Geek and Dork.”