28 February, 2012


A Typical Day during Exams

Appa woke me up at seven thirty in the morning. I was so frustrated. It was a holiday and though I had my Social Science exam the next day, don’t you think seven thirty is a bit too early?
I got up reluctantly and brushed my teeth. After splashing water on my face, I felt very fresh. I went to the hall and read the daily supplement of ‘The Indian Express’. There was no juicy Bollywood or Hollywood gossip. Ah, what the heck? It’s not as if my life revolves around that.
I drank my milk, followed by a routine of going to the bathroom. I came out twenty minutes later and had my breakfast, which was Dosa. Afterward, not knowing what else to do, I went to my room, closed the door and tried to finish ‘Forest Society and Colonialism’, a chapter in History. It was BORING! But I finished it within an hour. I then took a break of half an hour, after which I started on ‘Food Security in India’, a chapter from Economics. After an hour, I was thorough in the current status of the Public Distribution System in India, Food Corporation of India, non-co-operative societies, ration shops, buffer stock, the Bengal famine and of course, the three dimensions of food security-availability, accessibility and affordability.
I took another break. Once the time period for my break, which I decided, was over, I again shut myself inside my room and studied the last chapter in Economics, ‘Poverty as a Challenge’. That took another one hour. I finished it at around eleven thirty in the morning. I had the rest of the day to study Geography. So, I took an elongated break till two thirty, during which I finished reading my book ‘Evil under the Sun’ by Agatha Christie.
I finished the chapter ‘Climate; in one hour and twenty five minutes. I knew that the remaining chapters only need two hours, tops. So, when Amma wanted to go to the Rajasthani exhibition in Sri Mulum Club, I and Appa accompanied her. Now, I don’t regret it because, I got a new pair of Rajasthan sandals. Whoopty-tah!
We got home at around seven thirty and I finished ‘Natural Vegetation and Wildlife’ and ‘Population’ at nine in the night. I watched television till ten.
Feeling confident for the next day’s exam, I went to sleep delightedly.

24 February, 2012


One-Horned Rhinos, Here We Come!

We got up at half-past four in the morning. We got ready, checking if we packed everything or not, had a quick breakfast, got down, called a taxi and went straight to Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose Airport. As we were driven around the city, it was very quiet. There was no hustle and bustle. The roads were lit with yellow street lights. As we went further into the outskirts of Kolkata, the roads became smoother and cleaner. At about half-past five, we reached the airport. We took the entire luggage out and my dad paid the cab driver. My sister went to take a trolley, and placing all the bags on top of another, we walked up to the entrance. There, my dad showed the ticket and his driver’s license to the guard standing there, while I was intently looking at his large rifle. I was mildly impressed by the fact that those people could use guns and rifles whenever they thought it was necessary.
We went in and Appa (as I call my dad) stood in the queue where the ground workers give us our boarding passes. We finally reached the end of the queue. As the lady behind the counter typed in something in the computer and produced four boarding passes for a Jet Airways flight, the guy over there weighed our baggage in and placed it on the carrousel, taking our bags with it as it slowly started to move.
We went up to the first floor and in for security-checking. Appa went to the men’s queue while myself, Amma (as I call my mom) and Akka (as I call my sister) went to the women’s queue. Each one of us went through to a small cubicle-like room, where curtains served as makeshift walls, and the lady-guard checked us with black rod-like things which beeped every two seconds (it beeped continuously if it found any metal in one of our pockets, just so you know).
We met outside and took our bags. We waited for boarding in the waiting-room. About twenty minutes later, we heard the announcement, ‘All passengers departing from Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose Airport in Kolkata to Lokpriya Gopinath Bordoloi International Airport in Guwahati are requested to proceed to Gate No. 5 for boarding.’ We just sat there, waiting for the line to form. Until the last moment, we sat there. Then, when there were only a few people left, we went and stood in the queue. The lady checked the passes and we were allowed inside the long tunnel-like thing.
We were greeted by ladies in blue uniform. We found our seats and sat down, fastening our seat belts. We prepared for the one-hour journey in front of us, praying that time would go by quickly.
At half-past seven, exactly one hour later, we landed in Lokpriya Gopinath Bordoloi International Airport in Guwahati. After we collected all our belongings, we were met by Appa’s close friend, Dilip Sarma, at the airport. All the adults bought small cups of tea and drank it slowly, as it was steaming hot.
Our plan was to directly go to Kaziranga from there. Luckily, good old Dilip uncle arranged a car with his loyal driver, Digonto. In side it, there was this huge food basket, which had everything, except vegetables. It contained fruits, biscuits, chocolates, a loaf of bread, jam, butter, pistachios and also, a knife to cut the bread and spread the butter or jam over it.
We bid good-bye to Dilip uncle, and his driver drove us to Kaziranga. It was a five-hour drive, give or take some minutes, considering the time interval Akka felt uneasy (‘ulti’ in Hindi, apparently) and wanted to vomit. We also stopped the car just one hour before reaching Kaziranga, because on the way, there was a view-point from where we saw many one-horned rhinoceroses and swamp deer.
One hour later, we were at Kaziranga! Instead of going to Wild Grass, where we were going to stay, we directly went to Kaziranga National Park. We learnt later that the national park has three ranges. On that day, we went for a car safari through Kohora range. We saw many wild elephants, swamp deer and, of course, the one-horned rhinoceros. The safari took nearly two hours.  On the way back, we saw something we never imagined to see. There were about two other vehicles, and all the people inside were looking at the rhinoceros which was passing the road!
I could not believe my eyes. She was on our path, eating grass. She got frustrated that we were all staring at it, and more upset when she found out that her child rhino had not come. So, she again went back into the grasslands, and together, Mother Rhino and Kid Rhino passed through the trail into the grasslands on the other side. It was a magnificent sight, which was too hard to believe!
About two hours later, we checked-in at Wild Grass and went to our rooms. We had booked two, one for Amma and Appa, and one for Akka and me. The rooms looked really beautiful. It had wooden floors and two neatly-arranged beds. The bulbs were enclosed within conical, bamboo baskets. The bathrooms were also very clean (something we did not expect).
After having a hot, soothing bath, Akka and I sat on our beds and read books. I was reading ‘The Mystery of the Blue Train’ by Agatha Christie and Akka was reading ‘The Three Mistakes of My Life’ by Chetan Bhagat, which she had read a hundred times before.
When all of us were going to dinner, we heard a type of rhythm somewhere in the compound. We walked up to the place where the sound was coming from, and what we saw were a dozen girls, roughly my age, in some traditional colourful Assamese clothing, dancing to the beats of a drum, which a man was hitting. There were other spectators. From them, we learnt that the dance was called Bihu. It was really interesting to see. Luckily, there was also a bonfire. We sat and watched until it was over. After that, we went for dinner, which was HORRIBLE! This is the only problem when vegetarians travel to the northeast- no good veg. food. We tried to have something and went back to our rooms. As the food basket was only half-empty, each one of us had two slices of bread, and then, went to sleep.
The next day was very cold and sunny. In the morning, we went to the Mihimukh range of Kaziranga National Park, where we mostly saw birds. This included the very rare, rainbow-coloured Indian roller, parrots, cranes, herons and pelicans.
In the evening, we went for an elephant safari. We saw many swamp deer, rhinoceroses, wild boars and buffaloes. It was something I had never experienced before, and not going to experience any time soon. So I cherished every moment of it.
We were told by the local people there about a small bit of history of Kaziranga. There was a girl named Ranga and a boy named Kazi who fell in love. Every day, they met in the forest. But one day, they did not return. So, all the locals over there started calling that place Kaziranga. Cute story.
That night, I slept long and hard, because the next day, we were going to drive back to Guwahati.


17 February, 2012


From Trivandrum to Kolkata

‘All passengers of the Indigo flight departing from Trivandrum Airport to Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose Airport in Kolkata via Bangalore are requested to proceed to Gate No. 3 for boarding.’
As soon as we heard this, we arranged all our belongings and carry bags, double checking if the tags on the bags had the seal or not, and stood in the long queue that had already formed within a few seconds. We showed our boarding passes to the lady in uniform and proceeded into the long tunnel-like thing that would ultimately come to an end at the entrance door of the airplane. We got in and were greeted by the air hostesses.
This is just random observation, but all air hostesses are ugly robots that put a lot of make-up on their faces to cover up the blemishes, pimples and acne that might make them look, say, unattractive, unsightly or hideous . . . or so they think. Moreover, to give this an appropriate conclusion, they think they look pretty in their short skirts and shirts, but clearly, they do not!
We found our seats in the plane and sat down. The first thing I did was to fasten my seat belt as tight as I could, stuffed cotton balls into my ears and prayed for my sake. This was mainly because I had had bad incidents of vomiting all over myself and experiencing excruciating headaches whenever I travelled by air. The plane “revved up” and started cruising along the runway. The air hostesses were showing the general things to do if the plane lost air pressure or if it suddenly fell into the sea or ocean. Though I’ve travelled in planes many times before and seen this procedure, I always love to see it again and again! Weird habit.
We heard the pilots speaking, informing the stewardesses to take position for take-off. As soon as I heard this, I clutched the chair handle and closed my eyes. I felt my stomach doing twirls as it took off from the ground . . .
The airplane successfully landed at Bangalore International Airport. I was half-happy. The other part of me was anxious about the one-hour travel to Kolkata in the same flight. I just hoped that nothing bad would happen.
Up in the air, when we were about fifteen minutes from Kolkata, as I was sitting in the seat next to the window, I saw bright lights of mostly yellow, but also some smudges of red, green and orange. I smiled as I saw this beautiful city. At that moment, I could not wait to land.
After we collected our baggage from the conveyer belt, my father fixed up a taxi and all of us driven on the roads of West Bengal’s capital.  After about one hour, we reached our place of stay, which was a guest house arranged by my dad’s company. We had a very yummy dinner and a good sleep after the long travel.
The next day was a sunny and cold day in Kolkata. We were on the twelfth floor, and the view was just magnificent. We saw mostly many red-brick buildings and some others which were coated with cement. We also saw the expected leaking water from a pipe or balcony of the building. We quickly ate and we were soon out on the streets. We first visited the Victoria Memorial Hall, where there were also horse rides with chariots suited for kings and queens! We rode on one of those and we got to see the clean, well-tarred roads with one or two stray dogs taking a nap on the pavements.
Then, we saw the Memorial, taking umpteen pictures of everything from top to bottom. Me and my sister are crazed photographers, I’ll admit. We had an absolutely awesome time but now, it was time for shopping! We hailed a taxi, which was an old ambassador car, and asked him to take us to Gudiya Haat. Gudiya Haat is like Commercial Street or Malleswaram in Bangalore, or more appropriately, Bengaluru. It is a lengthy line of tiny shops on both sides, located on the pavements of the streets. It is not as it sounds. It was not pretty bad. We started in the morning and ended at about half an hour to five. Mind you, the place was already pretty dark. It was like six thirty in Trivandrum. It was that dim, believe it or not. We had had lunch at a vegetarian hotel called Banana Leaf, where the manager conversed with us in pure Tamil. It was a taste of home, more or less.
We reached back at about seven thirty. I, my sister and my father were reading something while my mother was watching something on television. Like yesterday, we ate a flavorsome meal, which consisted of roti, dal fry, vegetable jalfrazy and dry gobi manchurian and peas. Then, we bid good night to the cook and caretaker, packed our bags and awaited the long flight to Lokpriya Gopinath Bordoloi International Airport in Guwahati by taking a long siesta.


The Beauty of Life

The inglenook was crackling
With bright embers falling out
I sat on the chair, thinking
About the days when I was a girl scout

I used to sell blueberry cookies
To the mothers who had noisy kids
And even though I was a rookie
They still made giant bids

I stood up for a moment or two
And admired my Monet
I gazed at the artsy yellow evening hew
And then I thought of my painting days

I remember painting on my wall
Random things like bells and balloons
My parents used to be appalled
And thought that I was a loon

I grinned to myself at this thought
And again my mind raced
To the times when my tiny tots
Had grown up to my waist

That was a moment I cherished
For days, months and years
Because after that, they’ve flourished
Into beautiful, handsome dears

For helping me through this journey
I thank my golden fireflies
‘Cause even though it was rather bumpy
Now, I understand the beauty of life